February 2011
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shit that is out of control, first day of the...
i wake up this morning at 8 o’clock so i could shake out the cobwebs and eat dino nugz before my 9 a.m. class. professor wheatley lets us out early, so i go home and take a nap around 9:45. i proceed to dream about capri sun. but this was no ordinary capri sun. this capri sun was…
NEVER-ENDING. NEVER-ENDING PACIFIC COOLER CAPRI SUN. and so i drank this never-ending capri sun,...
January 2011
9 posts
thursday, jan. 13, 2011
hipster samuel with a bitchin’ mustache walked from out of his way, destination unknown, to the middle of the wells fargo parking lot to intercept me to ask me a quick question. he didn’t want to hold me up; he knew i probably had places to be, and i did (i was on my way to disneyland!!!). and so hipster samuel with a bitchin’ mustache asked, “what’s on the other...
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the whole world’s full of losers. if you get a chance to win, take it!
– she said, according to soupy
the wonder years & this time next year tonight
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