January 2012
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i should make a meme exclaiming how people who use memes don’t know how to be funny on their own. or how people who don’t know how to be funny scour the internet endlessly for things that are funnier than they are so they can interject meaningless, supercilious conversations and post links to them instead of using their own words.
or how about no i fucking shouldn’t.
irony...
October 2011
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i forgot i had this. i don’t know where to store or share thoughts like “my mom just walked into my room and gave me a box of baseball cards from the year i was born, saying my grandmother had sent them and my grandfather bought them for me and planned on giving them to me before he got sick,” but the internet seems like an appropriate arena.
September 2011
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July 2011
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June 2011
2 posts
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my summer at sea blog →
is this thing. i know, i know, i’m only gonna be gone for like two months, but to my parents and relatives, two months is a long time. but if you guys enjoy occasionally enthusiastic, more occasionally deadpanned insight into things (like other countries) and pictures of me riding a camel (tentative), then you might enjoy this, too. cool, thanks.
May 2011
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osama bin laden
was a badass. why? because he evaded american troops for ten years and made an entire look country look fucking stupid. we didn’t even know whether he was dead or alive for, like, five years.
i’m being a bit facetious. but seriously, his death has made us look even more stupid than we already did pursuing him. we parade his death around like it’s some victory, some fucking...
April 2011
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3D porn grosses more than Avatar →
super rad.
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March 2011
6 posts
taking a moment
to appreciate that everything that has happened in my life has led me to this very moment in time, and that i couldn’t have chosen to cross paths with the people i’ve met if i had tried, because somehow it’s far more spectacular and impressive for my life to coincide with someone else’s life some five, ten, twenty-odd years after my birth, as if it has been a slow and...
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February 2011
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i rubbed beards with soupy
and all i got was this fucking blog post
since interterm started, my diet has significantly improved, and now my poops come out really, really long.
for your health
“She immediately asked: ‘Are you wearing anything?’ and he answered...”
– about wikileaks founder julian assange
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shit that is out of control, first day of the...
i wake up this morning at 8 o’clock so i could shake out the cobwebs and eat dino nugz before my 9 a.m. class. professor wheatley lets us out early, so i go home and take a nap around 9:45. i proceed to dream about capri sun. but this was no ordinary capri sun. this capri sun was…
NEVER-ENDING. NEVER-ENDING PACIFIC COOLER CAPRI SUN. and so i drank this never-ending capri sun,...
January 2011
9 posts
cliffclinton:
Somewhere Out There: An American...
thursday, jan. 13, 2011
hipster samuel with a bitchin’ mustache walked from out of his way, destination unknown, to the middle of the wells fargo parking lot to intercept me to ask me a quick question. he didn’t want to hold me up; he knew i probably had places to be, and i did (i was on my way to disneyland!!!). and so hipster samuel with a bitchin’ mustache asked, “what’s on the other...
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“the whole world’s full of losers. if you get a chance to win, take it!”
– she said, according to soupy
the wonder years & this time next year tonight
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yo, head above water this year, boys
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December 2010
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